First IMO in a while.
Aight, first of all, lemme get this straight. I'm in India. I should be uploading photos and describing the traffic rules and cars here and crap. But my Internet connection is slow. So none of that is gonna happen 'till I get back to the US on August 11th. Second of all, ICB is due for its FIRST SUPERCAR ROAD TEST. Yup. My uncle owns an Audi R8, so you can bet that I'll be taking photos and videos and exploding of pure joy once I sit in that car.
But all that happens later. Right now, I need to vent a little bit on TDKR, The Dark Knight Rises. Most of you have seen it (and if you haven't, I have a good mindset to hit you), so I'm going to mention the briefly seen car Mr. Wayne uses: the Lambo Aventador. And yes it is in black (-ish grey).
And this brings me to my point. The area of automobiles is where Nolan failed.
FIRSTLY, neither of these cars are batlike whatsoever. They're made to imitate jetplanes, not blind, flying, black things with wings on them.
SECONDLY, Bruce Wayne is supposed to be a billionare. While these cars are expensive, nevertheless they are not suited for the job of the crime-fighting playboy. He does stand out like a sore thumb in a Lambo, but I think, and bear with me here, that he doesn't stand out enough. Seriously, he owns the Tumbler, the most badass car-tank ever, and some Batcycle which just pops out of the damn tank when Batman feels like it.
"So AV, what car should he own then??"
Simple. The most chisled, craziest, most ridiculous cars on the market. Let's start with... The Zenvo ST1.
Aight, first of all, lemme get this straight. I'm in India. I should be uploading photos and describing the traffic rules and cars here and crap. But my Internet connection is slow. So none of that is gonna happen 'till I get back to the US on August 11th. Second of all, ICB is due for its FIRST SUPERCAR ROAD TEST. Yup. My uncle owns an Audi R8, so you can bet that I'll be taking photos and videos and exploding of pure joy once I sit in that car.
But all that happens later. Right now, I need to vent a little bit on TDKR, The Dark Knight Rises. Most of you have seen it (and if you haven't, I have a good mindset to hit you), so I'm going to mention the briefly seen car Mr. Wayne uses: the Lambo Aventador. And yes it is in black (-ish grey).
You may also remember the Murcielago that he drove/wrecked in The Dark Knight.
And this brings me to my point. The area of automobiles is where Nolan failed.
FIRSTLY, neither of these cars are batlike whatsoever. They're made to imitate jetplanes, not blind, flying, black things with wings on them.
SECONDLY, Bruce Wayne is supposed to be a billionare. While these cars are expensive, nevertheless they are not suited for the job of the crime-fighting playboy. He does stand out like a sore thumb in a Lambo, but I think, and bear with me here, that he doesn't stand out enough. Seriously, he owns the Tumbler, the most badass car-tank ever, and some Batcycle which just pops out of the damn tank when Batman feels like it.
"So AV, what car should he own then??"
Simple. The most chisled, craziest, most ridiculous cars on the market. Let's start with... The Zenvo ST1.
En premier, it even looks like a Bat. LOOK AT THAT EVIL FACE.
The Zenvo has a Turbo-Supercharged 7 liter V8 which roars out an astonishing 1,250 bhp and 1,050 lb-ft of torque. And it only weighs 1,370 kg!! No surprise that the 0-60mph time is less than 3 seconds.
"Well, maybe the car for Bruce isn't a limited production hypercar."
Fine. Then he should look at a concept. How about the Alpine-Renault A110-50? Sure, it doesn't come in black (yet), but it looks futuristic and fitting enough for a playboy who, if he actually existed, could've bought the entire Renault company.
"Specs?"
Well, it's a concept right now, so there's bound to be no correlation between the pre-production and production version. It is, however, named in the honor of the 50th anniversary of the original Alpine-Renault A110.
"Are you kidding me? He'd never drive that! Give us something realistic!!"
Jeez, okay. My final idea for Mr. Wayne's car. And it's not a race car. It's not a super-limited production vehicle. It's not a concept. It's readily purchasable (by playboy billionares) and is fitting for the role. Can any of you guess?
"Audi R8?"
Mm.. no. Shmexy, but no.
"Ferrari F12 berlinetta?"
Dear lord, that is a pretty car.... but wrong again.
"Jaguar C-X75?"
You kidding me? Bruce Wayne in this??
"Well man, what the heck is it??"
It's this. Anyone know what it is?

Yup, it's the BAC Mono. A single-seater, no-nonsense, F1-style road racer. Imagine Mr. Wayne weaving through traffic, flying past citizens in order to save Gotham from the clutches of evil... And he would be able to do it fast.
The Mono has a 2.3 liter, 285 bhp four cylinder donated by Cosworth. It goes 0-60 in sub-3-seconds and tops 170 mph. Plenty for ol' Bats.
"Impressive... anything else that would lead Mr. Wayne to this?"
Of course! It won an award from the billionare playboy-oriented magazine GQ. So it must be worth a shot for Bruce Wayne!
That's my rant of the day. If Bruce Wayne needs a new ride, buy a BAC Mono. Although, it would be a good idea to buy the Zenvo and Alpine-Renault as well :) .
Signing off, see you all next time!
AV